LESSON 3

An American and Japanese were sitting on the
plane on the plane.
When the American turned to the Japanese and asked,
"What kind of -ESE are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't
understand what you mean.”
The American repeated, "What kind of -ESE are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What
kind of –ESE are you...
Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! Etc......?!?!?"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American
and asked what kind of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you
mean what kind of –key am i?!
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*